In this world of six billion people, nothing gets unanimous agreement. Suppose you were a blogger focusing on the cuteness of poodles. Believe it or not, with the billion plus people (I don’t know the actual number) who are connected to the internet all over the world, there will doubtless be poodle-haters.
Say you are the C.I.A. or Interpol and you need to find a nefarious ring of poodle-haters (maybe one of them is a serial dog-napper). How can you do it?
Simple. Start a blog on the cuteness of poodles. The poodle-haters will find you. The poodle-haters usually will not have their own blog. Few of them have anything interesting enough to say to attract an audience. Their message is mostly negative. But your poodle-adoring blog of pure poodle cuteness is a great platform for poodle-haters. Thousands will adore your poodle photos and get the warm fuzzies when you write sentences like, “After Princess’s bath she shivers while I am drying her off and so I sit sipping cocoa with Princess wrapped in a fleece blanket in my arms for hours watching Bette Davis movies as a reward for her bath-taking bravery.”
Then those fans who wanted a little poodle inspiration will, sadly, look at the comments. All the poodle positivism will be spoiled by the commenters. It will begin to seem like poodle-loving is the most controversial thing on earth. Why hardly anyone seems to agree with poodle-adoration! Poodles, by the look of these comments, will soon join the Brontosaurus as an extinct species.
Which is why . . . Continue reading →